SUSPECTS IN THE COOKIE HEIST

After weeks of investigation, our top-secret agents have identified the following individuals as prime suspects in the dastardly cookie heist of 2022.

• Suspect 1: "Biscuit" McSnatcher ( alias: "The Cookie King")
• Suspect 2: Dr. Oatmeal (alias: "The Wholesome Whiskerface")
• Suspect 3: Cookie Monster (real name: Norbert, alias: "The Gingerbread Ghoul")
• Suspect 4: "Sprinkles" the Cookie Snatcher (alias: "The Sprinkler of Doom") - Sub-Suspect: The Ginger Snipper

Stay vigilant, citizens! If you have any information on these cookie thieves, contact the authorities immediately!