Unicorn Maintenance

What We Mean By 'Unicorn Maintenance'

Unicorn maintenance: the art of ensuring your sparkly friend is in tip-top condition.

It involves:

Unicorn Maintenance Schedule

Below is our recommended schedule for maintaining the highest level of sparkly excellence:

Task Frequency
Sparkle polishing Daily, before bed
Horn buffing Weekly, after breakfast
Glitter checks Monthly, at midnight

For best results, we recommend using our exclusive Unicorn Maintenance Kits.

We also offer Unicorn Maintenance Courses for those looking to take their skills to the next level.

Don't forget to check out our Unicorn Forum for advice from other sparkly enthusiasts.

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