Cookies of Doom: The Overload

WARNING: COOKIE AHEAD!

**You have entered the realm of Cookies of Doom, where the cookies are so plentiful, they're hazardous to your health.** Click here to discover our revolutionary new technology that repels cookies!

**But be warned: even with the repellant technology, the cookies are still a threat.**

A cookie of doom, hovering menacingly in mid-air

Cookie Overload Statistics:

**Total Cookies: 10,000,000**

**Cookies Consumed Daily: 50,000**

**Average Cookie Size: 500g**

Cookie Overload Survival Tips:

1. **Stay hydrated.**

2. **Run away.**

3. **Call for backup.**

**Visit our Cookie Overload Support Forum for more tips!**

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