Cookies of Doom: Repelling the Snack Attack
Are you tired of cookies taking over your life? Do you dream of a world where the only cookies you see are the ones in your browser's cookie jar?
Welcome to Cookies of Doom, where our revolutionary technology uses a combination of high-frequency laser beams and existential dread to repel cookies from your person at all times.
Our Technology
Our patented CookieRepel 3000 uses a complex system of mirrors and tiny robotic arms to deflect cookies with precision and finesse.
With our advanced algorithms and cutting-edge science, we've created a system that's almost as effective as a good therapist, but without the crippling self-awareness and emotional trauma.
Learn more about our technology and how it can save you from the horrors of cookies.
Join our community of cookie-free survivors and share your cookie-repellent stories.
Get cookie-repellent tips and tricks from our experts in the field (of cookie avoidance).
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Will Cookies of Doom work on my cat?
- R: Unfortunately, no. Our technology is designed for humans, not felines.
- Q: Can I use Cookies of Doom with my existing cookie jar?
- R: Ha! Good luck with that.