Are those sweet, chewy cookies getting the better of you?
Do you feel your willpower crumbling like a fresh-baked cookie left in the sun?
Congratulations, friend, you're a cookie of doom!
Tips for the cookie-possessed:
- 1. Don a disguise to sneak past the cookie aisle.
- 2. Practice cookie avoidance techniques like staring at a wall for hours.
- 3. Buy cookie-shaped stress balls to channel your cravings elsewhere.
- 4. Learn cookie-fighting moves like the 'Cookie-fu'.