Cookie Replacement Therapy
Are you tired of eating the same old cookies every day? Do you yearn for something new and exciting? Look no further! Our Cookie Replacement Therapy program is here to help you upgrade your cookie game.
For just 99 cookies, we'll take your old cookie and replace it with a brand new one of our choice. But be warned: our cookies come with a 100% chance of side effects.
Learn more about our cookie side effects
Or, if you're feeling brave: