We're a coalition of brave cookie lovers, fighting for the rights of those delicious little disks of joy. Our arsenal includes: Cookie Nuclear Launcher
We're not afraid to face the Cookie Soldiers head-on, no matter the cost.
But we know that a cookie is only as strong as its weakest link, which is why we've established a Cookie Weaknesses Committee to identify and mitigate the threats to our crunchy, chewy, chocolatey brethren.