Theory 3: Cookies Are a Portal to Another Dimension

According to our research, cookies have the power to transcend the boundaries of our mundane reality.

When consumed, a cookie can create a rift in the fabric of space-time, allowing the eater to access a parallel universe.

This parallel universe, known as Theory 4: Cookies Are a Portal to Another Dimension... of Flavor, is inhabited by a sentient species of cookie-dwelling beings.

Our research suggests that the key to unlocking this portal is not the type of cookie, but rather the Cookie Moisture Meter, a device capable of measuring the precise moisture content of the cookie.

With the Cookie Moisture Meter, we can predict with 99.9% certainty when the cookie will reach its critical moisture threshold, creating a stable wormhole to the parallel universe.

We are currently working on perfecting the Cookie Moisture Meter, but our early results are promising.

We welcome your participation in our research. Please fill out our cookie subject identification form to contribute to our understanding of this phenomenon.