The Dark Art of Crumbly Genius
From snacking to hacking, cookies have been the unsung heroes of human ingenuity. Here's a list of the most creative ways cookies have been used throughout history:
- As a form of currency in medieval Europe
- To bribe government officials in ancient Rome
- In the art of cookie-clicker, a form of extreme snacking where the goal is to eat as many cookies as possible in one sitting
- To communicate with aliens in a series of secret underground cookie-based transmissions
- As a tool for psychological warfare in a top-secret government program
- To train the next generation of cookie masters in the art of cookie-fu
- To create the world's most complex cookie maze, challenging even the most skilled of cookie enthusiasts
The Benefits of Cookie Magic
- Increases productivity by providing a 300% boost to focus and concentration
- Improves relationships by providing a universal language of love and acceptance
- Enhances cognitive function by increasing the production of neurotransmitters associated with happiness and joy
- Lowers stress levels by providing a healthy dose of comfort food and nostalgia
- Grants the ability to teleport short distances, but only if you eat three cookies in a row in a specific pattern