A: A cookie is a small, delicious treat that will inevitably get crushed by your diet.
A: There are chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and "I'm-a-trying-to-be-a-healthy-cookie-but-it's-not-working-out-too-well".
A: Only if you're trying to become a human cookie jar. We're watching you.
A: In a jar, a tin, or on the floor, it's not like we're judging you.
A: Only if you're in a fight with your significant other and you want to make a real mess.
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