Copier-Gate

Alan the Accused

Exhibit A: The Fuzzy Logic of the Copier

It's not just a copier, it's a portal to a world of confusion.

A fuzzy copier that looks like a portal

Witnesses claim that the copier in question made a beeping noise, but experts say it's just the sound of the copier being a copier.

Exhibit B: The Mysterious Toner Cartridges

Several cartridges have gone missing, but nobody knows who took them or where they're hiding.

A photo of missing toner cartridges

Some say it's a prank, others claim it's a crime scene.