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Official Statement | Press Release
Fact 1: The Copier-Gate scandal involved a copier that could print 5,000 copies per minute.
Rumour has it that the CEO of Copier-Gate Inc. is secretly a sentient copier. Another claim is that the copier was powered by a small nuclear reactor.
Fact 2: The company had 500,000 copies of the manual in stock, ready to ship.
What does it mean?