Corporate Philosophy

Core Values

At Corporate, we value:

• Profit over People
• Efficiency over Empathy
• Conformity over Creativity

We strive to be the most soulless, cookie-cutter company in the industry.

Our employees are encouraged to:

• Comply with company policy
• Meet sales targets
• Attend pointless meetings

Philosophical Musings

Our CEO, the Great and Powerful Leader, has penned several bestsellers on the topic of corporate philosophy.

Some of his most popular works include:

• The Utopian Dystopia
• Our Utopian Nightmares
• Leadership by Numbers