Counter-Rants: Defensive Reasons Why You're Wrong

Because, honestly, someone's got to set the record straight.

Reason 1: You're Not a Morning Person

You're not a morning person. It's okay, you're not alone. But, let's face it, you're not a morning person. And that's why you're late, again.

Reason 2: You're Not a Morning Person (But That's Okay)

We get it, mornings are hard. But, hey, being a night owl isn't so bad! In fact, it's rather... enlightened. You're just ahead of the curve, that's all.

Reason 3: You're Not a Morning Person (But You Should Be)

Come on, it's not that bad! Fresh air, sunshine, productivity - it's all there, waiting for you! You just have to, you know, get up.

How to Force-Yourself-Awake: A Step-by-Step Guide

And that's just the beginning! There are more counter-rants to come, because, let's face it, you're probably wrong about a lot of things.