The Counterfeit Toaster 3000: Because You Can't Afford the Real Thing

Welcome to the Counterfeit Toaster 3000, the toaster that's almost as good as the real thing, but not quite.

Our toaster has all the features you need, minus the hefty price tag:

• Toasts bread
• Toasts bagels
• Toasts English muffins
• Toasts the occasional Pop-Tart

And, as an added bonus, our toaster has a built-in:

• Unreliable power cord
• Unstable temperature control
• A faint aroma of despair

Don't settle for the real thing. Settle for the Counterfeit Toaster 3000.

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Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

Warranty: Because We Know You Won't Need It