Countermeasures is a highly advanced, totally-not-secret underground organization dedicated to the study and implementation of absurd, yet effective, countermeasures against the mundane.
Our motto? "We're not just countering, we're measuring."
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Our fearless leader, the enigmatic and highly competent Director X (real name: Bob Smith). He's a master of the countermeasure arts, a ninja of subtlety, and a ninja of... well, more subtlety.
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We've got a whole arsenal of them, including but not limited to:
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Still got questions? Ask us, and we'll counter them.