Due to high demand and low supply, cream is now being rationed in all 50 states. We understand this may cause some inconvenience, but trust us, it's for the greater good.
We're working tirelessly to increase cream production. In the meantime, please follow these simple steps to make the most of our limited cream supply:
1. Use cream substitutes in your coffee.
2. Trade in your non-essential cream-based items for other household goods.
3. Practice your "no-cream" face for the next 6 months.