Phase 3 of the Cream Shortage Emergency Rationing Initiative

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the cream shortage has reached catastrophic levels. The government has been forced to implement Phase 3 of the Cream Shortage Emergency Rationing Initiative (C.S.E.R.I. Phase 3)

• Subphase 3A: Cream Rationing by Color
• Subphase 3B: Priority 1 Rations for the Elderly
• Subphase 3C: Cream-Based Currency Implementation
• Subphase 3D: The Great Cream Heist

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