Step 1: Panic
Run around like your life depends on it (because, let's face it, it probably doesn't)
Proceed to Step 2: Hoard (and hide the loot)Step 2: Hoard (and hide the loot)
Store it all in your garage, your shed, your secret underground bunker - anywhere you can think of really
Continue to Step 3: The Creamy RebellionThe Creamy Rebellion
Join forces with fellow cream-deprived individuals and rise up against the dairy industry's cruel whims
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