Returning a Computer as a Sink: The Art of Non-Compliance

Step 1: Remove all unnecessary components.

1. Remove the keyboard
2. Empty the RAM
3. Deflate the Hard Drive

Step 2: Disguise it as a household appliance.

1. Paint it to look like a sink
2. Attach a faucet

Step 3: Return it to the store.

When you've completed these steps, you can return your computer as a sink with confidence.

Remember, compliance is so last season. Non-compliance is the new black.