Because you asked for it, here's an option that's even more over-the-top than the first.
An overture is a musical composition that precedes the main part of a piece. Or, in our case, it's a bold move that precedes our utter collapse under the weight of our own pretentiousness.
Disclaimer: We're not really doing this. Don't try this at home.
Want more of our creative non-compliance? Try Option 3: The Insouciant for the truly adventurous types.