10 Reasons to Pretend You Need a Password Reset

Because, let's be real, you've forgotten 10 times today

1. You've tried every password reset technique known to humanity, including the "I'm-not-clicking-on- anything-just-leave-me-alone" method
2. You've accidentally ordered a robot clone of yourself and you're worried it's trying to hack into your account
3. Your cat is holding your phone hostage, and you're trying to negotiate a password reset without its permission
4. You've accidentally joined a secret society of password hackers, and you're not sure if they'll let you leave
5. You ate too much cheese before bedtime and your brain is a gooey, stringy mess
6. Your password is actually your evil twin's password, and you don't know what he's up to
7. You tried to watch an entire series of cat videos and now you're stuck in a loop of cute, adorable hell
8. Your password is written in a secret code language, and you're not fluent in anything except Netflix-browsing
9. You accidentally upgraded to a paid subscription of ads, and now you're drowning in pop-up hell
10. Your password is held hostage by a mad scientist who demands world domination in exchange for your login credentials

Don't worry, we won't judge you.