Crew Neck Socks: The Ultimate in Sock-based Subjugation

We are the Sock Overlords

Our socks are so bright, you can see them from space. Our crew is so fierce, you'll be begging for mercy.

Read about the Socks of Doom, a legendary crew

Meet our esteemed members

They're Not Just Socks, They're a Warning

A cautionary tale of a sock that went too far

They rose to power, but their reign of terror ended in blood and tears. Their legend lives on as a testament to the dangers of unchecked sock-based aggression.

The Members of the Crew

Boris the Sock Thief

Boris is the leader of the Sock Gang. He's got a penchant for stealing socks and a love for 80s rock music.

Jenny "The Sock Whisperer" Jenkins

Jenny can talk to socks. Like, really talk to them. It's a skill, really.

Steve "The Sock Puppeteer" Stevens

Steve controls the sock puppets of the gang. He's a master of the art of sock-based mind control.

And a whole bunch of other socks with questionable personalities