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Crime Beans are a weekly report of the most heinous, most egregious, and most bewildering crimes in the land of Azuria, a land of wonder.

Our team of highly trained, expertly caffeinated, and slightly bemused journalists scour the land to bring you the most up-to-date information on the worst of the worst.

This week's Crime Beans:

• Lord Harrington III's alleged 'accidental' theft of the world's largest collection of vintage dental records.
• The Great Scone Heist of 2018, in which 5000 loaves of artisanal scones went missing from the Royal Bakery of Azuria.
• The mysterious case of the poisoned potted plants on 5th Street.

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