Last Week's Crime Beans: The Baffling Case of the Missing Socks

It's a puzzling case that has left the entire city of Bureaucrap in a tizzy. A string of mysterious occurrences has led to the disappearance of over 50 pairs of socks. Theories range from alien abductions to time-traveling sock gremlins, but our team of top-notch investigators is hot on the case.

Follow the investigation:

• Exclusive Interview with Lead Investigator, Agent Johnson
• Sock Abductions: The Shocking Truth Behind the Mystery
• Eyewitness Accounts of Sock Gremlins Spotted in the Area

Stay tuned for further updates as this case unfolds.