Crisis Roulette

The Ultimate Guide to Sudden, Unforeseen, and Unrelatable Catastrophes

Societal Collapse - The wheels are falling off, and it's not just your bicycle.

Robot Uprising - Your toaster is now self-aware, and it's judging you.

Asteroid Impact - You're not sure if it's a rock or a bird, but it's probably a rock.

Quantum Fluctuation - Your reality is now a probabilistic mess.

Interdimensional Pox - The fabric of space-time is unraveling, and it's not just your sweater.