Crisis Roulette

The Ultimate Guide to Sudden, Unforeseen, and Unrelatable Catastrophes

Choose from the following crises to spin your own wheel of fortune:

Societal Collapse - The wheels are falling off, and it's not just your bicycle.
Robot Uprising - Your toaster is now self-aware, and it's judging you.
Asteroid Impact - You're not sure if it's a rock or a bird, but it's probably a rock.
Quantum Fluctuation - Your reality is now a probabilistic mess.
Interdimensional Pox - The fabric of space-time is unraveling, and it's not just your sweater.
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