Welcome to the Crisis Counseling Center
We're here to help you navigate the darkest corners of your existence. Or, you know, just to listen to you vent about your cat.
Crisis Counseling: where the coffee flows like a river and the existential dread is palpable.
Our team of highly trained, slightly-unconventional therapists are ready to guide you through the minefield of your emotions.
Services
- Manage your Anxiety
- Debunking Suicidal Thoughts (because, let's face it, you're probably not actually going to die)
- Recovering from Depression: because you're stronger than you think (probably)
- Fix your love life, because, you know, that's what it's all about (or is it?)
Meet the Team
We have a staff of highly skilled, slightly unhinged individuals ready to help you through the darkest of times.