Crisis Management 101: Because You're Probably Failing
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Call Mom
Step 3: Call Dad
Step 4: Blame it on Someone Else
Step 5: Pretend it's Not That Big of a Deal
- Step 1: Panic (In-Depth)
- Step 2: Call Mom (Expert Advice)
- Step 3: Call Dad (Pro Tips)
- Step 4: Blame it on Someone Else (Advanced Techniques)
- Step 5: Pretend it's Not That Big of a Deal (Expert-Level Denial)
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why isn't my crisis management strategy working?
A: Maybe you should try Step 6: Actually Do Something About it.