We're currently experiencing a Code Red situation here at What's It to You?. Please stay calm and try not to panic, but also do not try to panic, because that would be counterproductive.
Our team of expert crisis managers is on the job, but we're still trying to figure out what the actual crisis is. Possible causes include: What's It to You?, prophets of doom, or possibly just the coffee machine breaking down.
Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, please enjoy some Bad Coffee while you wait.
We're also offering Therapy sessions to help deal with the stress of possibly being doomed.