Our Critique
We're not afraid to tell you when you're being pretentious.
Like, seriously, your artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free whatever-else coffee is not impressing us.
We'll call you out on your overuse of adverbs, your love of obscure, pretentious literature, and your affinity for 'independent' films.
So, go ahead and bring it on. We'll critique your pretentiousness until you're begging for mercy.