In Groggery 102, you'll learn the art of creating complex, asymmetrical granny squares. Sounds boring? Trust us, it's not. With the right technique, you'll be weaving your way into the hearts of your enemies (or at least onto a decent scarf).
Course Objectives:
- Master the 5-5-5 stitch pattern, or risk being a ninja noob
- Learn to create a decent afghan, without losing an entire day to yarn tangles
- Understand the art of ninja stealth, as applied to crochet hooks
Lecture 1: The Basics of Yarn-based Sabotage
Today, we cover the fundamentals of using yarn as a ninja tool. From snaring your enemies with a ball of yarn, to escaping through tight spaces with a well-tied granny knot.
Continue to Lecture 1: Yarn-based Escapes Lecture 2: Advanced Yarn Manipulation