Crumb Stickiness in 3D Space: The Baffling Enigma

Are you tired of crumbs sticking to your spaceship's surfaces? Tired of the sticky, sweet scent of freshly baked cookies wafting through the galaxy? We've got the solution: CrumbShield 3000!

CrumbShield 3000: the ultimate crumb-stickiness-repelling technology. Our patented, non-toxic, non-sticky coating will keep your spaceship's surfaces crumb-free for up to 3000 hours!

But wait, there's more! Our CrumbShield 3000 also comes with a built-in Crumb-O-Meter, which tracks the crumbliness of your ship's surfaces in real-time.

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But don't just take our word for it! Hear from satisfied customers:

"I was skeptical at first, but CrumbShield 3000 really works! My spaceship is now crumb-free!" - Captain Jack "The Crumb-Fighting" Anderson