Investing in cryptocurrency is like trying to make a good decision after a night out at a karaoke bar. You might get lucky, but it's unlikely.
Here are some fun facts about cryptocurrency:
1. The value is completely made up, like the number of unicorns in a given square mile.
2. The only thing that's actually valuable is the carbon footprint of all those computers running it.
Want to learn more about other ways to part with your hard-earned cash? Check out:
Or, if you want to learn more about the actual value of Bitcoin, go talk to a financial advisor. Or just ask your grandpa.
Disclaimer: This is a parody of a warning. Do not actually invest in cryptocurrency. Or real estate. Or overpriced sandwiches.