CTO: Pretending To Solve More

Our CTO is a master of doing nothing, a virtuoso of vague promises, and a sultan of solutions that never materialize.

Our team is currently trying to fix the following:

• Broken elevator in the break room (it's been out of order since 2018)
• The "Lost and Found" box that's been moved from the break room to the supply closet
• Why the microwave in the break room still works but the fridge doesn't

Future Procrastination: Our CTO's Greatest Accomplishment | Overly Optimistic Projects: Our Team's Latest Endeavor