Under Salting: A Bland Cucumber's Guide
Step 4: Because who needs flavor, anyway?
Salting your cucumbers isn't just about adding a pinch of salt; it's about making a statement. It's about saying, "I've given up on life and all its culinary joys, but I still want to make a bland cucumber salad that'll make you forget you're even eating."
Under Salting is a lost art, a dying breed, but someone's gotta keep the tradition alive. Next up: The Peril of Too Much Salt