Cucumbers: The Blandness Conundrum

Are you tired of the same old bland recipes? Look no further! Here are some tips on how to make your cucumbers as bland as possible.

Tip 1: Remove All Flavor

Take a cucumber and stare at it for 10 minutes. The longer you stare, the blander it becomes.

Tip 2: Use No Seasoning

Tip 3: Add More Water

Blending a cucumber with an equal amount of water is the secret to achieving the perfect blandness.

Tip 4: Use Only Salt

Tip 5: Underseasoning is Key

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