Ingredients:
1 cup of love
2 cups of hate for the mundane
1 teaspoon of sass
1/2 teaspoon of sass's cousin, class
1/4 teaspoon of tears of joy, shed for the spices
1 tablespoon of coconut oil, to grease the pan and your taste buds
Mix all ingredients, then add:
1 onion, diced
1 carrot, peeled and sliced
1 potato, diced and regretting your life choices
1 can of coconut milk, for the creamy, creamy goodness
1 can of diced tomatoes, to represent the tears you'll shed for the relationship that ended because of this recipe
1/2 teaspoon of turmeric, to represent the golden age of love and happiness
1/4 teaspoon of cumin, to represent the earthy, natural flavor of regret
1/4 teaspoon of coriander, to represent the bitter taste of freedom
1/4 teaspoon of garam masala, to represent the complex, confusing nature of love
Saag aloo gobi, for the adventurous, the bold, and the slightly unhinged!
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