Are you tired of features that slow you down? Do you want to experience the thrill of a website that's as bare-bones as your great aunt at a rock concert?
We're here to help! Below, you'll find the definitive guide on what features to cut to make your website truly shine like a neon sign in the desert.
And don't forget to check out our bare-bones blog for more tips and tricks on stripping down your website to its bare essentials!
We're not responsible for your website's performance after you've cut all these features. You're on your own, buddy!
Or, if you're feeling extra daring, try our entirely text-only version!