Step 1: Click on every link you see, no matter how suspicious.
Step 2: Ignore the warnings from your browser, they're just jealous.
Step 3: Use the 'Open in New Tab' feature, it's like having multiple personalities!
Step 4: Don't bother with 'Are you sure?' buttons, they're just for amateurs.
Step 5: Click, click, click, and click some more. Repeat as necessary.