When faced with a tense situation, try de-escalating with the power of pretzels.
It's a technique that's been used in hostage negotiations, hostage situations, and even hostage... negotiations.
Learn the Pretzel Triangle Method for de-escalating even the most stubborn of pretzel-lovers.
Or, for a more advanced approach, read about Pretzel-Fu, the ancient art of de-escalation through pretzel mastery.
Remember, with pretzels, you can de-escalate even the most volatile of situations.
Or, at the very least, you can de-escalate your snack cravings with a nice, crunchy pretzel.