Dear valued customers, we regret to inform you that the deadline for our latest and greatest project has been extended. Again.
We understand that time is of the essence, but our team of highly skilled procrastinators has encountered a few minor setbacks. Minor setbacks. Nothing to worry about.
As a token of our apology, we'll throw in a free cookie with every purchase made in the next 24 hours. Because, let's face it, who needs deadlines anyway?
Stay tuned for more updates, or just go ahead and buy something else. We won't judge you.
Best regards, The Management
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