Deadlines: The Unnecessary Evil
It's 3am, you're still in your pajamas, and you've got a deadline to meet. But, let's be real, do you really need a deadline? Can't you just work in your sleep? Like, literally. You're already half asleep, why not just go all the way?
Here's a fun fact: did you know that deadlines are actually just a form of psychological torture? It's true! They're like a nice, comfy chair that suddenly turns into a medieval torture rack the moment you look at it.