By the power vested in us, we are pleased to announce that the deadline for the most important thing you will ever do has been extended... again.
Don't worry, we know you've been working on it for weeks, months, maybe even years. But fear not, for you now have more time to procrastinate and perfect your craft.
But don't get too comfortable, because we're not just extending the deadline for the sake of it. Oh no, we have a few more things to add to the list, because why not, right?
Check out our NEW REQUIREMENTS page for the latest and greatest in deadline extensions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to add a few extra features to your project. We hear they're a real crowd-pleaser.
And don't forget, the management answers page, where you can find out what your boss thinks about all this.
Happy creating!
