The Deadlines, Inc. About Page

Our Story

We're the world's most prestigious deadline management company. Our team of expert procrastinators has been helping clients meet their deadlines for years.

Deadlines, Inc. is a subsidiary of TimeSquander, Inc. (a company we're pretty sure exists, maybe).

Our Values

We value punctuality, but only if it's someone else's punctuality.

We also value creativity, as long as it's within a 5-minute window.

We value honesty, but only if it's about someone else's tardiness.

Meet Our Team