DEADLINES: Where the Point is to Miss the Point

We're a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in setting and failing to meet deadlines. Our motto? "We'll get it done... eventually."

Our team consists of:

• Bob, our team lead who has been on vacation since 2018.
• Jenny, our intern who has a PhD in procrastination.
• Marty, our IT specialist who still thinks 56k is fast.

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We offer a wide range of services, including:

• Project planning that involves a lot of meetings.
• Deliberate delay of progress reports.
• Expert-level excuses for missed deadlines.

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