Strategy 3: The Saboteur-in-Chief Logic Bomb

When the saboteur-in-chief has reached critical levels of paranoia, it's time to deploy the ultimate counter-measure: the Logic Bomb.

Also known as "The Great Deception," this strategy involves creating an elaborate illusion of reason and sanity, all while secretly dismantling critical infrastructure from within.

Step 1: Create a Fake Memo

Compose a convincing memo outlining a completely fabricated reason for the saboteur-in-chief's erratic behavior. Make sure it's filled with buzzwords like "synergy" and "disruption."

Strategy 4: The Saboteur-in-Chief Say-Anything Bomb Strategy 2: The Saboteur-in-Chief Doublespeak Bomb

Step 2: Activate the Fake Memo

Circulate the memo to key stakeholders, making sure to use the right buzzwords and buzzphrases to make it sound convincing.

Step 3: Dismantle Critical Infrastructure

Using the fake memo as cover, begin dismantling critical infrastructure, making sure to leave a trail of breadcrumbs leading back to the saboteur-in-chief's desk.

Strategy 1: The Saboteur-in-Chief Bluff Bomb