Because who needs a colonoscopy when you can get a debt audit?
You're in here because you've got some serious debt clogging up your financial gut. Don't worry, we'll scope out the problem and get you back on track.
Let's get started on the hard stuff Or maybe you'd like to learn some debt-fighting techniquesWe're not doctors, but we play ones on TV. Don't worry, we've got our "expert" credentials right here: 
Disclaimer: We're not actually licensed to practice medicine or finance. But who needs licenses when you have flair?