Subpage 5: The Debt Colonoscopy

You are now in the depths of the Debt Colonoscopy, where the walls are lined with unpaid bills and the air is thick with regret. But fear not, for you shall soon be rid of all these financial woes.

Here, you'll find:

• A comprehensive list of all your debts, neatly categorized and sorted.
• A calculator to tally up your total debt, because math is fun!
• A special "debt-sucking" feature, where you can pay off your debts one by one, and watch as the numbers slowly dwindle.

But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! You'll also find:

• A motivational poster, featuring a sad-looking accountant in a superhero cape.
• A "Debt-Free" certificate, which you can print out and display in your home, like a trophy.