Astrology for the discerning individual who wants to know exactly what the cosmos has planned for their imminent doom.

Deciphering Fate with Astrology

Numeberology: The Art of Counting Down to Disaster

Omensig: The Ancient Art of Reading Tea Leaves (or Tarot, or Palm Reading...)

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