Are you tired of being overwhelmed by the infinite choices in life? Do you wish there was a way to simplify the process and just pick something already? Well, you're in luck! On this sub-decision page, we'll help you navigate the agony of choice with our patented (not actually patented) "Just Pick Something" algorithm.
Below, you'll find a list of five options to consider. Don't worry, it's not like you'll actually have to make a decision or anything.
Wake up, get out of bed, stumble to the kitchen for a coffee, and hope that the day doesn't actually happen. It's a bold strategy, but hey, it's not like you'll actually have to face the consequences or anything.
Choose Option 1Why bother getting up at all? The bed is a cozy place, and the blankets are so inviting. Who needs human connection and productivity when you can just stay under the covers and binge-watch cat videos all day?
Choose Option 2Because who needs personal responsibility when you can just ask a virtual assistant to do all the thinking for you? It's like having a magic genie, but without the whole "making wishes" thing. You just get confused and frustrated responses.
Choose Option 3Why settle for reality when you can just make up your own rules? It's like being the ultimate reality TV star, but with less drama and more existential dread. Just pick a number, and we'll pretend it's a real option.
Choose Option 4 < minimalist art of a confused-looking person in the corner of the page, surrounded by thought bubbles with various faces and emotions.